Jack Jorenko

And now for something completely stupid

2007-08-04T04:12:39Z

Your Score: 9 3/4", Oak, Phoenix

You scored 47 wisdom, 33 bravery, 5 emotional, and 27 martyrdom!

Oak signifies wisdom, endurance, protection, and authority. The phoenix tail feather as your core means that you have the capability to be an extremely powerful wizard or witch and that you will defend those you love at all costs.

Link: The Harry Potter Wand Test written by sputnik845 on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Uh oh

2006-09-15T22:30:30Z

Fight the Flood!

2006-06-23T14:06:17Z

All the rain last night seems to have caused a bit of high water in Valley View! On my way down Warner I was stopped before going down the hill into the valley by officers telling me that the road was too flooded to go through. I went around three different ways before I found a way into the parking lot, which was dry despite being right on the canal. When I finally made it into work about 45 minutes later than I'd planned, there was noone there and the power was off. I called my buddy at work, Ben, and he told me he was just there with one of the sales guys, and we're closing the office for the day. Huzzah! Here's some pictures I snapped on my sidekick before I came home:

Here's a view of the canal going under Warner Rd. There's normally a good 6 feet of room between the water and the bridge.

Looking up Warner, we see more water on the road and a city vehicle of some sort mucking about in it.

Here's the restaurant/bar across the road. Their whole lot is flooded.

More of their lot, heading into the next place.

And here we see a car sitting in about three feet of water. I smell a frustrated owner.

John Pertwee!

2006-05-25T23:04:18Z

You scored as 3rd doctor. A man of science, a Gadget king, you can put up a good fight. You are just what the doctor ordered

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3rd doctor

83%

10th Doctor

58%

1st Doctor

58%

9th Doctor

50%

4th Doctor

33%

5th Doctor

33%

2nd doctor

33%

7th Doctor

25%

Davros

25%

a Dalek

25%

8th Doctor

17%

6th doctor

What Doctor Who character are You?
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Gah!

2006-05-20T16:18:58Z

Help! There's meat on the intranet!

Being drunk is dumb.

2006-03-11T02:48:36Z

That is all.

jorenko @ 2006-02-05T22:03:00

2006-02-06T03:03:02Z

The spiders that live in our bathroom are named Rory And Beatrice.

I am a copy cat

2005-12-16T02:45:06Z

1. Post a list of up to 20 books/movies/anime/TV shows/video games/etc. that you've had an obsessive fannish love of at some time in your life
2. Have your friends list guess your favourite character from each item.
3. Post in your own journal.

In no particular order...
1. Star Trek (All flavours)
2. Magic: The Gathering (Artifacts cycle up through Invasion cycle)
3. Lord of the Rings
4. Dragonball (Trunks, schroe)
5. Naruto
6. Sandman (Delerium, schroe)
7. Ghost in the Shell
8. Bleach
9. Shaman King (Opachu, tirlas)
10. One Piece (Sanji, schroe)
11. Cowboy Bebop (Ein, schroe)
12. Boondocks (Grandad, schroe)
13. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Donatello, tirlas)
14. Sealab 2021
15. Power Rangers (we were all 8 years old once)
16. Trigun
17. Harry Potter
18. Fullmetal Alchemist
19. Hikaru no Go
20. Reboot

The big show

2005-10-13T06:18:15Z

So I just got back from seeing Downtown Brown, The Ergs, SNMNMNM, and mc chris for something on the order of 5 hours. All I can say is, wow, that was a lot of awesome music. Also, if whatever gods are listening right now would like to give me back the functionality of my left ear, I'd happily convert to your religion.

Following

2005-10-06T05:05:11Z

You are a
Social Liberal
(73% permissive)

and an...
Economic Moderate
(41% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Democrat

Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

New development

2005-07-08T04:43:25Z

Bleach chapter 176

2005-07-07T23:43:30Z

HOLY MINDFUCK, BATMAN!

Any thoughts from those of you who've read it?

So maybe if I decide to make this my WoW blog I'll actually get into the habit of posting.

2005-07-04T01:46:17Z

Just ran UD strat. Again. Magister's Leggings. >:|
At least my mage buddy Point was happy.

Also, everyone needs to come back to warsong gulch. It always takes 2 hours for a game to start and then there's only 3 alliance there.

New Icon

2005-06-27T03:16:19Z

heh, maybe I'll post more now.

also, Songbird Blouse is pimpin'

You are a... meme whore

2004-07-17T00:27:09Z

You speak eloquently and have seemingly read every
book ever published. You are a fountain of
endless (sometimes useless) knowledge, and
never fail to impress at a party.
What people love: You can answer almost any
question people ask, and have thus been
nicknamed Jeeves.
What people hate: You constantly correct their
grammar and insult their paperbacks.

What Kind of Elitist Are You?
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jorenko @ 2004-07-09T22:18:00

2004-07-10T02:18:21Z

Tyler, you're in one of my favourite movies.

Mission Accomplished, Schroe

2004-07-09T01:57:43Z

jorenko @ 2004-07-04T01:03:00

2004-07-04T05:03:45Z

My tongue is having an orgasm RIGHT NOW.

Hmmm.

2004-07-04T03:17:12Z

I bought new underwear today.

Yet more

2004-06-17T03:42:01Z

1. Take your LJ username and replace each letter with the corresponding number (A=1, B=2, &c.)
J: 10
O: 15
R: 18
E: 5
N: 14
K: 11
O: 15

2. Add all of the numbers together to create a kind of super number.
88

3. Make a note of the first digit of this number, then add the digits of the number together.
16

4. Find the post of this number in your LJ. If you don't have that many posts, add the digits together again. Keep doing so until the number is smaller than your pathetic number of posts.

5. Take the digit you noted in step 3, and count that many words into the post.
(There were only 13 words so I added the numbers twice to get 7): The

6. Use the resulting word in a Google Image Search, and select a picture from the first page.

More BS

2004-06-17T03:32:43Z

Ugh

2004-06-07T04:13:22Z

Ed: Mow.
Ed: Mow.
Ed: Mow.
Ed: Mow.
Ed: Mow.
Ed: Mow.
Ed: Mow.
Ed: Mow.
Ed: Mow.
Ed: Mow.
Ed: Mow.
Ed: Mow.
Ed: Mow.
Ed: Mow.
Ed: Mow.
Ed: Mow.
Ed: Mow.

Jorenko: Say mow again.

Ed: Mow.

* Jorenko squirts Ed with the bad cat gun.

?

2004-05-20T03:10:01Z

What color is your LJ username?
Instructions:
1. Copy and paste this: [font color=username][b]username[/b][/font] into your journal.
2. Replace 'username' with your user name.
3. Replace [] with <>.

jorenko

jorenko @ 2004-05-03T19:48:00

2004-05-03T23:46:42Z

Refresh your friend?s list and reply to the 3rd entry from the top with the phrase "In the Butt." no matter what the content of the original entry.
Then repost these instructions in your own LJ.

I learned something today:

2004-05-01T03:17:11Z

Koreans don't know anything about making movies.